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Newsflash: Texas CPS unit heads to Hillsborough County, Florida

America can sleep soundly tonight in the knowledge that Texas CPS is on the job yet again, prowling for America’s most wanton. In a new development cheered by CPS groupies around the world, CPS spokesman Darrell Aznar announced late Tuesday that Judge Barbara “Defarge” Walther — America’s favorite child welfare enforcer — has issued a warrant for the removal of all children from Hillsborough County, home of allegedly sex-crazed teachers Debra LaFave and Stephanie Ragusa.

Texas CPS, together with goons from the Texas State Troopers, are going in to execute that warrant! Yeah, baby! Pounding the lectern at an evening press conference, Aznar avowed that Hillsborough County’s kids will be safer with CPS than with their parents who have exercised such poor judgment in buying homes in Hillsborough County where, as everyone should know, so many school teachers are flaming perverts.

Developing . . .

1 comment

1 Bambi { 04.29.08 at 10:25 pm }

Man I kept missing your blogs, checking every day and nothing. Now I can hardly keep up with them. Way to go! I’ve sent the one on the judge to: the gov of Texas; both Texas senators; the attorney general; Utah’s senators and attorney general. Not that I expect an answer, but I think everyone that feels this way should let them know. Of course I sent cover letters and asked them if they had seen the Mennonites, Huderites, Hasidic Jews and how they dress their children and their believe system. Maybe, home schoolers are indoctrinating their children and they should be looked at. (My grandchildren are home schooled). OK, I don’t like their clothes, I don’t like their hair styles, but that is none of my business. They are going to have to quit with the young girls, but give me a break, why do they have baby sitting in high schools in Texas. Maybe we need to take all of their children. I can’t imagine what those mothers and fathers are going through. I would be heartbroken, I’m sure they are as well.
OK, I’ll quit, but I hope you don’t mind that I sent your column.
Looking forward to more.

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