Texas CPS headed to Austria to remove kids!

For the second time in less than two years, Austrian men have been found holding girls in the basement as sex slaves. Texas CPS spokesman Darrell Aznar says, “In consultation with our experts, we have determined that living in Austria among all of those Catholics is . . . well, it’s just too risky. I mean, look what happened to these girls. No reasonable parent would continue to keep children in Austria. These unreasonable Austrian parents are gonna find out that they can’t mess with Texas. We’ve developed a plan in concert with the Texas State Troopers to remove all Austrian children to safe foster homes in Croatia. We’re pretty sure we can get Judge Barbara ‘Defarge’ Walther to sign a warrant that will satisfy the Austrian authorities who we feel sure have no more regard for their Constitution than Texas authorities have for ours. Should be a clean sweep and at least those poor kids won’t have to grow up as Catholics.”

Developing . . .